Farting in your sleep

It's 12:21 AM, and while reading Old's latest blog entry (below), I hear Eileen (my landlord and housemate), deep in her sleep, bust out the loudest fart I've heard in three weeks. It echoed through her closed door and into the dining room, where I sit typing. What's more, I heard this fart over the sound of her snoring. Just to emphasize how loud this was, one should know that it was her snoring that woke me up and dragged me to the computer, as I couldn't sleep.
Maybe the fart woke her up, as the snoring has now stopped. Perhaps this is my chance to go back to sleep.


Anonymous said...

Too funny! Snoring and farting, man...what a combo!

porksy said...

Are you sure it wasn't the dog?