6.21.2008

Soap Moguls Back In This Mother Bee-Eye-Itch

Put your orders in, suckas. Oldie and I are again attacking the soap market. Fresh bars of lemongrass delight, with an added dash of crushed pear seed to exfoliate your gentle exoderms, are now available at the bargain price of $3.00 per bar (actually, I think Old and I set the price at 2 bucks, but my beautiful sales rep and wifey, Syd Vicious, hiked the price up to speed up our retirement). They're selling like hot cakes, so act quick ya'll.

You can email orders to stumptownsuds@gmail.com, or, since we've forgotten our log in and password for that account, you can leave a comment here with your requests.

Word to the mother.....

8 comments:

Oldie said...

We actually used crushed apricot seeds in the Admiral AckBar.

I also successfully hacked into our stumptownsuds@gmail.com account, so we're golden.

Pork said...

How do they smell? I have lots of mint growing in the garden if you two would like some for your soaps. Spearmint is a great smell, especially with eucalyptus. Glad you are back up and running. Are you going to do lavender again? Yummy smell and feel.

kes said...

did jeff say wifey???? did I miss something???

and yes I vote for a mint bar!!!

Kes

Anonymous said...

i like the apricot scrub idea it'll save me a trip to my soap spot. and kes, the thing that stuck out to me was "wifey and retirement". anyone want to clear things up for a brotha?? shit im in boston but everyone has phones right?

luckygreen said...

Sorry guys, maybe I got ahead of myself a bit. However, wifey and retirement are all in the plans.

Anonymous said...

Don't feel bad, Kes and Boston (Gibby?)...I'm family and even I missed the wedding! - Sluggy

Anonymous said...

Wow...I can't believe you're actually making that soap. I can say I was there the moment the light went on. Those bars look pro.

Mikey

Oldie said...

Pork...yes, hook us up with the mint! Maybe cut some of the excess and set it out to dry...it'd be great in a minty tea-like bar. We'll hook you up with a percentage of sales.