Green...

...get your shit together and start writing again. I know a week alone in Amboy has gotta be heaven for you, but I'm sure Pork wouldn't approve of all the porn you've been recording on their TIVO.

You should write about that time we got shot at by Cellski on his motorcycle.

Or maybe about our first experience with Uzbekistani giants.

It's up to you; just pull it together, mayne.