Character Love

Not sure what childhood influence (Mom, was it the lead-based paint chip smoothies? Dad's mongoloid sperm?) resulted in our need to create "characters" such as these, but Dan and I have been working away at them for decades now.

Without further ado, please bear witness to Caveman Dan, the Savage Survivalist.

As a bonus to my long-time homebwoyns out there, here's an oldie, but goodie.

Old Gollum

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