Drunken Baby Campfest
-In all seriousness, this was a great campsite...green, secluded, next to a babbling brook, already stocked with firewood and banana-loving monkey dorks...
-There were dozens of these old tree root canals, preserved by the salt water after this ancient forest was submerged in a rising sea many hundreds of years ago.
-Lots of neat little honeycomb hideouts to, well...hide your honey in? Somebody shoot me in the face for that, please.
-In your face evidence of extra-terrestrial visitations to our corner of the world.
-Talk about a good reason for forced-extinction. Sea urchins recently developed a highly intelligent brain (it's been all over the news), and the best use they can put it to is discovering how to eat rubber bands, something the human race mastered millenia ago.
-Future site of an IKEACOSTCOMART, unless, of course, you vote for Albert Gore in '08.
-Pausing on the way home to direct a Three-Fingered Shocker at Oregon's rival, the State of Washington, better known internationally as Canada, Alaska, or Russia.
3 comments:
hey...my town! That's my bridge behind ya.
sorry Dustin--but I am just appalled by that baby photos (yes, i see it is a doll) but it is just not funny! just trite...
The best part about that baby, Aurora, is that it was one of those imbedded computer chip tykes that high schoolers lug around to prepare them for motherhood...Courtney brought it along and we had a blast seeing just how often we could make it cry. I now feel fully prepared for fatherhood.
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